sounds like a real disease huh? Before i start the funny stuff, I'm getting serious. we'll miss

Mr. and Mrs. Eddie Murphy, 1993-2005

Peter Jennings, 1938-2005

We'll miss them both

Anyway, here goes the funny stuff

Thursday-hung out at Mary's in the morning. Her room is so cool now that she re-did it. it's neon green and pale orange. It also has graffiti written by her, jackie and kyla. Stuff like 'Andy Milonakis was here' (i just found out that he's 29! Doesn't he look, like 15??!!), 'chubbs is my homeslice', 'Hollaback girl', who da moose, and mary is the shizz. Oh, and according to her wall, her friends are the frizzing best, which means I rock out loud! Whoop-dee-doo!! Anyway, then we watched the Golden Girls and the Nanny.Kinda boring until we flipped over to the kept marathon. They were having a fashion show, so we decided to have one too. I was the announcer and Mary was the model. she put the remote over her chest and I said it's the world's smallest and only backless tubetop! lol! Then 3:00 rolled around and kyla came over.

Kyla is the whole point of this party. She's moving somewhere in plymouth  and we didn't get to hang out much. So kyla was wearing the same Green Day shirt that Tre was wearing in their Waiting video (good, good song). That's the one thing i don't like about Kyla. she thinks she knows all this stuff about Green day and Fall out boy and bands like that when really she knows nothing. She's only really interested in video games and Anime. Anyway, Earlier that morning we were IMing Jackie and she was having this major ordeal! Mary and Kyla were going to help her do her papers. So Mary was askng her if I could come too. She was saying stuff like 'oh she can but it would be awkward.' Awkward??!! i'm spending 16 hours with her! this is only a half hour of that whole night!! So she let me come in the end. But earlier, Mary told her atleast 12 times that the party starts at 3:00. So we walk over there at 3:10. 10 minutes late. When we get there, no car is in the garage. We knock at the side door, no one answers. we knock at the front door, no one answers. We knock again, her brother Sean comes to the door. we ask where jackie is and he says at JC Penny's. JC penny's??!! UUGGHH!!! so we wait outside for her return. I'm sitting on the curb, Mary's sitting on her driveway, and Kyla is sprawled out on their neighbor's lawn. Truthfully, we looked like stoners. Finally they get home and we start her papers.

So the party started around 5:30. Jackie's mom was on the phone, and mary's mom told my mom and my mom told me that Mrs. Coakley could hear everything she was saying from across the kitchen! I actually feel for jackie at that point. No other point though. Anyway, then we hung out in Mary's room and watched the Golden Girls again. We all gave character names to ourselves. I got 1rst dibs on Sophia cuz she's kool with a K. Mary was Rose, jackie was Blanche (the slut as Mary calls her), and Kyla was Dorothy (the man-lady). Then we played truth or dare. We dared Jackie to put James' boxers on her head, Kyla to run to the mailbox with james' boxers on her head, Mary to drink a pepsi, mustard, banana, and chunky vanilla yogurt concoction, and they truthed me. They asked if I was gay, who would i want as my girlfriend on Degrassi. I picked Paige because i don't like Ellie, Manny or Alex, Emma has Gonnareah, and I just picked Paige. Then mary'd mom made us sloppy joes for dinner. That's when we got our evening sugar rush. With it, we had sour cream and onion chips and 2 glasses of pepsi. We watched Scary Movie 3. This would be the 6th time I've seen it all the way through. I can recite nearly every line by heart which is kinda sad. But during the rap battle scene, I was choking on an ice cube. Jackie or Kyla didn't even look up! Mary was the one who finally after a minute of choking asked if I was okay. It finally melted and went down. My throat was freezing after that. Then we watched the without a paddle DVD. We gave ourselves names with that too. I was the smart doctor, Dan, mary was Tom, Jackie was Jerry, and Kyla was Billy who dies in the beginning. R.I.P. But the DVD stopped at the Earth Girls part so we just let it be and looked through the yearbook. We puked our thoughts about every single 7th grader. When we got to cam, I started singing his song.

                                          In a bag, by Cam to the tune of yellow submarine)

In a bag with billie Joe, lived a dude who sailed your mom....................................................... with the hamster, in the box, going down I-75 to get some fries.

Funny....hahahahahaha. lol. um...yeah. When we got to brian(who just broke up with kelsey), I could easily see Jackie blushing. Mary says she doesn't like him anymore, but i really don't believe that. She (Jackie) said that she called him and went to his house and gave him rainbow socks. But his mom threw them out because she thought he was gay. It's so obvious she likes him. Now she's probably scheming how to get him to ask her out. Then we watched Degrassi at 2, and RFR at 4, when we had our late night fridge raid. We grabbed the box of chocolate ice cream bars and just pigged out.Then we got in our sleeping bags, and had an interview with Robert: the gay, animal activist, nymphomaniac, vegetarian. I was the audience member, Billie Joe's mom with the hamster in a box in a bag. (don't ask) Jackie was katie Couric, and Mary was Robert. "he" said that he wanted to sue birger king, and about the Jude Law affair, there was no nanny, Robert seduced him! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha!!!! I don't I think I've ever laughed so hard! Then we fell asleep with Who's the boss on TV.

The next morning we woke up at nearly 10:00. mary's mom woke me up saying that I needed to get dressed because my mom would be there any minute. So we got up, and sat in her backyard eating cinnamon toast crunch. Yumzy in the morning. Then my mom got there and we left.

Have a nice day ya'll!!